hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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