He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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