She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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