saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
