I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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