Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Who put my cat in the fridge?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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