tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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