Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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