I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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