at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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