she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
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