i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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