So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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