maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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