This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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