what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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