Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I would fuck him just for his dog
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