3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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