My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
zippers are such a cool invention
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Sorry about my life...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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