I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
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We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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