That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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