What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.