So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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