a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
If I die, sorry about rent.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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