READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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