so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
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i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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