Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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