we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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