She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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