Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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