Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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