Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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