So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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