you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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