ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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