i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We got so high we made milksteak
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I lost the right to judge tonight
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I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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