It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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