A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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