I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
