You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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