awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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