Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Let's paint friendship bongs
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Randomize
