i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
The air taste purple.
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