My room smells like vodka and shame
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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