Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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