i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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