The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
