It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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