well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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