It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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