I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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