You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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