my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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