...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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