Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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