i just had sex bonerless
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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